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March 5, 2010

This elderly lady went to the Doctor for a check-up. Everything checked out fine. The old lady pulled the Doctor to the side and said, " Doctor, I haven't had sex for years now I was wondering how I increase my husbands's sex drive." The Doctor smiled and said, " Have you tried to give him viagra?" The lady frowned. . " Doctor, I can't even get him to tke asprin when he has a headache." she claimed. " Well." the Doctor continued, " Let me suggest something. Crush the Viagra into a powder. When he has a coffee stir it into the coffee and serve it. He won't notice a thing." The old lady was delighted. She left the Doctor's office quickly. Weeks later the old lady returned. She was frowning and the Doctor asked her what was wrong. She shook her head. " How did it go?" the Doctor asked. " Terrible, terrible, Doctor. Terrible." "Did it not work." " Yes." the old lady replied, " It worked. I did as you said and he got up and ripped his clothes off right there and then and we made made mad love on the table. It was the best sex that I'd had in 25years." " Then what is the problem, ma'am?" " Well," she said. " I can't show my face in McDonald's again." Anon
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